Questios Without Good Answers

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly,is a fog horn made out of?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
OK, so what's the speed of dark?