All that money!

Here's the most generous offer that ever touched the bottom of my mailbox. Really!

As I am really proud of being chosen, I think that all my friends should know about that, so I'll answer this letter here. So look at this, envy me and weep!

From: Patrick John
To: undisclosed-recipients:;


Greetings to you!

Before I introduce myself, I wish to inform you that this
letter is not a hoax mail and I urge you to treat it serious. We want
to transfer to an oversea account ($6,700.000.00 USD) Six Million Seven
Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) from one of the banks located
in Euroupe. I
want to ask you, If you are not capable to quietly look
for a reliable and honest person who will be capable and fit to provide
either an existing bank account or to set up a new Bank a/c immediately
to receive this money, even an empty a/c can serve to receive this
money, as long as you will remain honest to me till the end of this
important business ,I am trusting in you and believing in God that you
will never let me down either now or in future.

I am flabberghastered! Of all people, you choose me for this so very tempting business proposal! Oh, I am so overwhelmed! I simply can't believe it. Just one thing: Why does my e-mail address not show up? "undisclosed-recipients:;" sounds a bit... well... odd. But nevermind. Of course I do know a reliable and honest person, what do you think? I am the most reliable, honest, beautiful, serious and devout person this world has ever seen!

I am mr Patrick John a
personal assiatant to late Morris Thompson. During the course of his
bank's last week auditing,it was discovered that since his death no one
has come forward to lay claim to this funds.So the bank issued me a
memo to provide his next of kin or forfeith the funds. This account was
opened with the bank in 1996 and since 1998 nobody has operated on this
account again, after going through some old files in my records,I
discovered that my late client died without a [Heir/WILL] hence the
money is floating and if I do not remit this money out urgently it will
be forfeited for nothing.

Oh this is tragic! The poor man died and had no one on this earth to leave his wealth to. I always thought that rich people never have friends. This is the really sad evidence.

But as you said: It would be a shame if all this money just became someone else's property if we - you and me - can make it ours. So let's dry our tears, we need a plan, you and me.

The owner of this account Mr. Morris
Thompson an American and great industrialist and a resident of Alaska,
who unfortunately lost his life in the plane crash of Alaska Airlines
Flight 261 which crahsed on January 31 2000,including his wife and only
daughter leaving nobody as next of kin.

Oh, this is devastating news. There is really, really no one to inherit all of that beautiful money? Well - let's make it ours, then.

No other person knows about
this account or any thing concerning it,the account has no other
beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that the account
is a secret account.
The total amount involved is Six million Seven
Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only [$6,700.000.00] and we wish
to transfer this money into a safe foreigners account abroad. But I
don't know any foreigner, I am only contacting you as a foreigner
because this money can not be approved to a local person here, but to a
foreigner who has information about the account, which I shall give to
you upon your positive response. I am revealing this to you with
believe in God that you will never let me down in this business, you
are the first and the only person that I am contacting for this
business, so please reply urgently so that I will inform you the next
step to take urgently.

So, if I get that right, you yourself have no one you can trust around you. Are you rich yourself? I wouldn't be surprised about that one. You need a foreigner to claim for the money in that account, and you would like me to do that. This is fabulous, really! A complete stranger (well, in the meantime it feels as if you were my brother!) writes an e-mail to me with the altruistic intention of giving me 6,700.000.00 US Dollars. WOW! You are really a good person. I appreciate that!

At the conclusion of this business, you will be
given 25% of the total amount,70% will be for us, while 5% will be for
expenses both parties might have incurred during the process of
transferring. I look forward to your earliest reply.

I beg your pardon? You're telling me that I will get the opportunity of getting SIX MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS into my very own account and you want me to pay 70% back to you? Are you nuts? And what about the other 2,000 undisclosed-recipients you wrote to? Nah, forget it. Go and write to the Weird Bloke out there in Weirdblokecountry; he usually goes for that kind of offers. Sort of. At least he won't leave anybody with seriously uttered requests without help and good advice.

PLEASE, TREAT THIS PROPOSAL AS TOP SECRET.It would be very business like if you call me
once you receive this email on my most direct line +221 443 9332

Whoopsydaisies... Well... Uhmmm.... Sorry!


Patrick John

Yeah, regard yourself, buddy.